|—||said every group of friends ever (via ohwaitok)|
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Wait, where are the notes?
OMG so true
guys look at where the notes should be.
What the fuck?
notes be gone.
…holy shit. the notes are gone.
WE BROKE THE NOTES COUNTER
I HIT “LIKE” AND I GOT AN ERROR MESSAGE
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
"that band you like is on tv"
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Michael is almost 18, a big announcement on December 3rd, and a studio version of good girls are bad girls. I’m not sure I’m emotionally ready for this.
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.